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Old 06-27-2011, 08:33 PM   #121
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one for The Deadliest Catch boys...

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/2436566111.html


This is a 98 Honda Shadow 600, its in great shape! It runs good and strong, I just had a bunch of work done to it, so its running super good. I had the Crabs cleaned out, the jets cleaned, the gas tank cleaned out and put gas tank liner in it to make sure it doesn't rust. It really a great bike, it only has 16,000 miles on it. This bike can really get up and go for a 600! I need to sell it fast so I will take a REASONABLE offer. I do have the clear title.
So the Doc told says you got the crabs honey? Must be from sitting on that Shadow I just bought on Craiglist.
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:49 PM   #122
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This one was king of amusing

Made me laugh...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/2462713258.html

I have a 2006 fz1 it has 10633 miles a sunstar 49 tooth sprocket a fender eliminator kit and different turn signals im looking for cash to pay off the loan im sure we could work something out seeing as it has some scratches and a dent in the tank could use a new front tire so send me some offers dont need to sell it so dont eff me over with your jewish prices!

runs amazing most miles highway between jobs. all offers considered so long as they are above my loan price

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Old 06-27-2011, 08:50 PM   #123
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"Sure you can, but that's an awfully uncomfortable way to get them."
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Old 06-30-2011, 10:07 PM   #124
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Best of ...EBay, this time

I think it's pretty much decided by the courts - you run your "bite" into a ditch and you have to "get your bra fluid changed".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R-Ser...d=245018041449
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:46 PM   #125
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I think it's pretty much decided by the courts - you run your "bite" into a ditch and you have to "get your bra fluid changed".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R-Ser...d=245018041449
But the 'servo breaks'
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:22 AM   #126
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something in the water and the gas down here!!!

one fast katana

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/2483575481.html


Hello, I am selling a 1991 suzuki katana 750. Runs beautifully and has absolutely no engine problems. Carbs were rebuilt about 4 months ago, put brand new tires on about 3 months ago. just installed a brand new clutch cable and brake cable today. bike has a 5 speed trans. and does 0-60 in aprox. 1.2 seconds. top speed on speedometer says 160mph but was riding with a friend on a R1 and was neck to neck at 180mph. has no rev limiter or governor. bike is a blast to ride. Could use new brake pads soon, but not immediately. Now for the problems, seeing as it is a 1991 with original paint, the color is faded on the fairings slightly, not horribly. There's a few scratches on the right and left side of the lower front of the fairings. It was like that when i purchased the bike. Also needs a new windshield. aprox. ($34.99 cycle gear) it's still in place, but it's cracked. other than that there is no problems. I have clean/clear title in hand. and will even ride the bike to you. Asking $2000 obo. I don't take emails but my number is 904-556-0726. (Also have a $200 helmet with royal flush paint job and black mohawk on it and a $145 black powertrip riding jacket w/ rain liner that comes with the bike if the price feels right.)
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:26 AM   #127
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Wow...

My man was "neck to neck" with his boy's R1 at 180 mph!!!

That is a killer old GSX-R motor. I want it!
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:02 PM   #128
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WOW!

I can see why it would need brake pads. I'll bet his underwear laundering bill is impressive.
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:24 PM   #129
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0-60 IN 1.2 SECONDS
Maybe if you remove the decimal I'll believe that statement
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:37 PM   #130
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His standard gear selection is awesome!
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:04 PM   #131
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I think it's pretty much decided by the courts - you run your "bite" into a ditch and you have to "get your bra fluid changed".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R-Ser...d=245018041449
Just took a look at the ebay ad. That guy just can't spell anything.

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I am using Amsoel since I had the bike.
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:41 PM   #132
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Run on sentence # 1 is standard Craigslist fare, but then at sentence fragment #2 and beyond, things get interesting !


http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/2491886105.html

"Imma fix it my self......"
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:46 PM   #133
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Think he could have left off the fact that his "royal flush paint job helmet" has a black Mohawk on it.....probably just a given considering the rest of the ad...
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:24 PM   #134
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Whatsamatta U? This guy is William Faulkner's illegitimate nephew.
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:43 PM   #135
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Run on sentence # 1 is standard Craigslist fare, but then at sentence fragment #2 and beyond, things get interesting !


http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/2491886105.html

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Old 08-10-2011, 10:38 AM   #136
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If wishes were horse(power)s, Bullsh*tters would ride - 200mph.

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Old 08-10-2011, 11:22 AM   #137
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This is a very nice Custom-Stock 2006 Yamaha FZ1 Bike. 1000 cc. 13,000 miles. I have put over $20,000 in this bike. Look at the photos below. Multiple upgrades. Polished aluminum wheels. Had this bike Dyno Tested at EDR. 150 Horsepower, 150 ft lb torque. This bike weighs about 400 lbs. 2 Brothers Exhaust system. Upgraded to high performance ignition system. This bike will turn 110 mph in 2/10 of a mile. Guaranteed to go 185 mph from the factory and with all the upgrades I have made, this bike will now turn 200 mph if you got the guts to hang on to it. Must see to appreciate. Give me a call if you’d like to come take a look, or if you have any questions.

Clear title in hand. I’m asking $9,999.00 or best offer.

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What the heck is custom-stock? It's either one or the other, right? Exhaust, p/c, and rims for $20,000? He must shop at the Harley dealership. I don't know what's worse, the crap he's shoveling or that there are people who will believe it.
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Old 08-10-2011, 11:24 AM   #138
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"150 ft lb torque"
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Old 08-10-2011, 11:39 AM   #139
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20K? and he wants 10K for a used bike????
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:04 PM   #140
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20k, and the thing still has the stock suspension...

I think 2k in mods would be pushing it.

Maybe if I smoke some crack, I will see where the mods are!
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