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Old 02-11-2019, 07:20 PM   #7321
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What is all over her breastsez? Crimy, ya cant even see her face.
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:20 PM   #7322
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What is all over her breastsez? Crimy, ya cant even see her face.
Do you really, really want to?
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:49 PM   #7323
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Do you really, really want to?
Fair point........
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:01 AM   #7324
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Teeny? Is that you??

'Naked and belligerent' Florida woman allegedly attacked her fiancé because he didn't want to have sex with her

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Vero Beach cops picked up a “naked and belligerent” Samantha Hernandez after her fiancé fled their home...
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:01 PM   #7325
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A couple of weeks ago my brother was driving to his rental house that he was fixing up and he saw a woman who looked cold (it was very cold) so he asked her if she wanted a ride. She got in but seemed very confused. He took her to his rental and she asked to use the rest room. She came out naked and told him that she wanted him to fvck her. He immediately went next door and got the female neighbor to come and help him get the naked woman out of there. She finally left much to his relief. He figured that she must have been on meth.
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:32 PM   #7326
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"Dear Forum", a couple of weeks ago my brother was driving to his rental house that he was fixing up and he saw a woman who looked cold (it was very cold) so he asked her if she wanted a ride. He took her to his rental and she asked to use the rest room. She came out naked and told him that she wanted him to fvck her.
Shoulda started this off this way.................
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Old 02-19-2019, 03:25 PM   #7327
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I was gonna say, I think I’ve seen that film...



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Old 02-19-2019, 04:40 PM   #7328
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Shoulda started this off this way.................
Well done sir!
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:14 PM   #7329
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I was gonna say, I think I’ve seen that film...



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Old 02-19-2019, 05:45 PM   #7330
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That's going to be one solid marriage...
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:25 PM   #7331
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That's going to be one solid marriage...
He's married to his 4th wife and he wouldn't cheat on her for anything. He's got a good thing going and he knows it.
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Only he was there to fix the cable.

Fix the cable? Amateurs. We had to watch our porn scrambled. And we like it!
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:28 PM   #7333
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Well done sir!
No offense man, saw an opening and walked through...............
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Old 05-29-2019, 03:15 AM   #7334
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Wild life. Teeny style...
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Old 07-08-2019, 07:48 PM   #7335
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Old 07-10-2019, 06:17 AM   #7336
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Elton john comes to mind............The bitch is back.............
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:20 AM   #7337
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Sad, thing. The second thread I visit after a long Hiatus from the board is.... the Teeny thread...I see nothing has changed with Teeny; I am truly disappointed. lol
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:37 PM   #7338
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Sad, thing. The second thread I visit after a long Hiatus from the board is.... the Teeny thread...I see nothing has changed with Teeny; I am truly disappointed. lol
I call BS! Nothing HAS changed. And that's the point.
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:59 AM   #7339
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It won't take an hour, but at that price I'm a *sucker* for a deal.
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