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Old 08-08-2018, 10:36 AM   #1
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A Lawyer, etc

A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launderer walk into a bar.

The bartender says "You guys must be here to talk about adoption"
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Old 08-10-2018, 06:29 AM   #2
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A guy walked into a bar, but it didn't help. Prison is like that.

Partly stabilized, partly curious.

Be your own man; don't be an owned man.

Some people would rather be dead than wrong.
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Old 08-10-2018, 07:06 AM   #3
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A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar.
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Old 08-16-2018, 05:50 AM   #4
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A baby seal walked into a club.
Brub Brrrrububb Brrrubbubbrubb...
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:27 AM   #5
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Well this got cleaned up!
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:45 PM   #6
Save a life, grope your wife!
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Yep. It's all Spic and Span now. (Can I say that?)
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"Hey Cancer, Téigh trasna ort féin!" - Saying on one of Jackie's pink t-shirts.
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